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I’d smash Edgar Allen Poe from BSD so hard.

Iván Alastair brain rot!!!

Iván- a bipolar author / artist that not only refuses to take a break but also bite of 83 style ate a ten year old because “he looked at me weird”

WHAT WE KNOW

Alastair is now eating the photographer who was making his wanted poster. A Lutheran Christian with horrible humor and the munchies for young children, “i prefer them lightly sautéed.”

DO NOT APPROACH

do you meet the criteria to interact with this person? no, you dont.

He’s more allergic to your bullshit than he is to the sun (sun kills him in five minutes)

BASIC INFORMATION

A homosexual polyromantic guy who some people suspect may have a third leg. This man also spent two weeks learning and memorizing a Minecraft language that he uses in writing

discord!

comicstudio!

tiktok!

pinterest!

“Why is the Clock Keeper of the present from Toilet Bound kinda…”

More about me (Iván)

Hi. I’m Iván, a silly gay man who is both an Artist and a Writer. (how do you even fuck up that bad) i am the creator of the amazing “Kick_Rocks” Minecraft story and the (soon to be comic) series “Cerise_Ink”. I am an American born Canadian who was born on November 22. I currently reside in Wyoming in the United States where i live with my parents (because im a minor) any questions, comments, and concerns will be answered in short time, i also take art recommendations in the boxes above. But for now that is all, BYE BYE!

Enjoy some of my music (no im not proud of all of it, can you guess the hated child in my playlist?) and art while you’re here, click the file below to read “Cerise_Ink”

Why are you still reading this- Iván is outside your door and its too late.

I update this regularly so check back in soon!

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ranpo

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Would you please message Iván anonymously and shame him from the safety of your home

i was able to ask why he was born and now im on witness protection!